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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}

{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

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{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}

{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}

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Alessandra Giliani is best known as the first woman to be recorded in historical documents as practicing anatomy and pathology, and is thought to be an Italian natural historian. Historical evidence for her existence is limited. All evidence of her work was either lost or destroyed.

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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

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